Monday, December 17, 2007

Gorilla Marketing No Longer Allowed


My kids are in a Christmas play at a local community center. My wife and I gave a donation and in return get a 'thank you' in the program.

Being the constant marketing professional - I make the donation (from my pocket) in the name of one of the radio stations in our cluster.

Looked pretty cool in the program - and a few people I know at the show came up and thanked me for having the station support community theater.

Damn I good.

Flash forward to Monday ... first call of the morning (never a good call)

SUIT: Aren't we in a marketing freeze?

ME: Sure are ... got the memo ...

SUIT: What the hell is this ... a station ad in a kids program? Who authorized this.

ME: Nobody - I paid for it. My kids were in the program. I paid cash and gave the station credit: pretty cool, huh?

SUIT: You can't do that ... how will it look?

ME: Good? I've had more people asking me about the station today than the last time we spent a quarter million on TV ... pretty good ROI - huh?

SUIT: Now we're going to have every kids Christmas pageant calling and asking for money.

ME: Send 'em to me. I'll buy an ad

SUIT: You can't buy for one of our stations ...

ME: Am I being punked?

SUIT: Punked?

ME: You know ... like Candid Camera.

SUIT: I don't have time for jokes ... the calls are pouring in.

ME: Send them all to me. My wife and I will buy ads in all of the programs.

SUIT: Suit yourself.

Nobody ever called.

That's how bad it's gotten on the inside.

** Turns out the suit had a kid in the play too **

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